Monday, May 31, 2010

Well hello there puppy.

Don't you look so excited to see me.
Yesyoudo! *scratch, scratch*

Holy cow, calm down.
DoWn, fido.
*edges away*

*moment of sadness*

Ugh, you are kinda cute.
*approaches again*
:| Ew, stop licking me.
Your breath steeenks, son-

.whatareyoudoingtomyleg.

[The reason I appreciate that cats only half-heartedly greet owner upon return, if anything]

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