If I were...

If I were a month, I'd be November.

If I were a day of the week, I'd be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be 7:56 pm.
If I were a planet, I would be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a scared to death.
If I were a direction, I'd be everywhere.

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a comfy chair and a half.
If I were a liquid, I'd be a white chocolate caramel cocoa.
If I were a gemstone, I would be an emerald.
If I were a tree, I would be a Japanese maple.
If I were a tool, I'd be a crescent wrench.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be crisp, windless and partly sunny.

If I were a color, I'd be crayon green.
If I were an emotion, I'd be inspired, ambivalent, or yearning.
If I were a fruit, I'd be a banana.
If I was a sound, I'd be purring.
If I were an element, I would be adamantium. ;)
If I were a car, I'd be a 1969 VW Bug.
If I were a food, I'd be banana creme pie.

If I were a material, I'd be sugar.
If I were a taste, I'd be delectably sweet.
If I were a scent, I'd be a warm, vanilla-y smell.
If I were an object, I'd be a jacket.
If I were a body part, I'd be the vocal chords.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be laughter.
If I were a song, I would be (do you really think I could mush myself into one song? Shewt.)

What would you be?

(Credit to Ms. Lind for the idea for this)