Whachoname?

Guuuuuurl.

If yo name is:

Laura

Lauren

Megan

Amanda

Kayla

Kelsey

Katie

Hannah

Britney

Emily

Ashley

Sarah

Jessica

or any alternative spelling of any of these names

I will probably have an issue remembering your name.

It's not that you aren't worth knowing.

That's not it at all.

It's just that I know about 8 other girls by that name already and my brain capacity is resisting adding another.

So forgive me if I ask 3 times.

And maybe tell me a really weird fact about yourself

so then I can mentally store you as "girl who drinks her juice out of bowls" rather than Katie #9.

Note: There are more names that should be on this list

but hence, I cannot remember them.