Mismatched socks

just irk me.

I mean......why??

They look funny.

They seem unbalanaced-

wonky, if you will.

And often they are different styles.

How can a human being wear a low-rise sock and an ankle sock and not want to burn their feet off at the discomfort? I mean, come on!

I know of a guy that writes numbers on his socks. He always knows which sock belongs to another and he wears them all evenly so they wear out the same.

I used to think that was a bit obsessive.

But now I think he may have something.